I do this weird thing where I think that bugs, usually spiders, that are in my room are actually people who turned themselves into bugs so they can have a glimpse into my life. There was a spider living in my room about two or three weeks ago. He was with me for probably two weeks. I imagined that he was one of the guys that go to my school. He would always just walk around my ceiling and walls which was fine. I told him every night that only humans are aloud in my bed so unless he...


